[Dr. Benway]

id venture to guess none of them stopped because they cant even change a spark plug let alone diagnose an issue with a bike still running points

Bingo.
If someone (or an entire demographic) is used to newer EFI and ECU type pushbutton bikes and see you on some Triumph/ironhead/old BT, there isn't a damned thing they can do for you and they know it. They're probably also smug because their shit never breaks.

Also...just about everyone now has a cell phone, so the probably make that assumption as well.

In addition, iced coffee can be a refreshing drink. Don't hate.