Ugly and Funny Bikes... the "Short Bus" of pic threads..

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swellguy said:

Found another one:

At this one looks cool. More photos here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Moto...ddiZ2283QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220238181006&

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Say what you want, that's an amazing piece of work. But I still don't think I'd ride it.

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Too Many Projects said:

Say what you want, that's an amazing piece of work. But I still don't think I'd ride it.

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+ 1. The metal fab on that is top notch but looks like a Gillette electric lady razor.

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In case something breaks, it comes with a can opener...

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swellguy said:

If it had been a Kawasaki or a Yamaha I might have understood, but not this. It's got to be some sort of corporate/charity/fundraising build.
As near as I can tell the headlight illuminates the steed's jaw, the eyes are turn signals and there are horseshoes on the exhaust?

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I wish it were a corporate thing, and then I could understand somewhat... but as far as I could tell from the conversations near that bike, the owner wanted it built that way. And yes, there are horseshoes on the exhaust. The paint on the bags suggests that the pipes are supposed to be the lower legs of the horse, topped off with horsehoes, of course. And if you look at the rear, you can just see the tail of the horse sticking straight out to the rear. I would laugh, but it's just too sad to see someone put so much money into something so ridiculous.

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Gotta love folks who sweat the details........

swellguy said:

As near as I can tell the headlight illuminates the steed's jaw, the eyes are turn signals and there are horseshoes on the exhaust?

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LouBikeRocker said:

There is no doubt in my mind that this man has sex with small animals and kills them when he is done.
http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/odcr/?action=view&current=whoaflathead.jpg

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You guys are fuckin crackin me up!

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LouBikeRocker said:

There is no doubt in my mind that this man has sex with small animals and kills them when he is done.
http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y19/odcr/?action=view&current=whoaflathead.jpg

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Wow, I read that and was afraid to look. I thought it might be a picture of me...

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This thread has made my day! this place rocks!

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haha.. thats so rad how they cut that civic up!

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Who would ride this thing?

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I would!! I'd ride the shit outta that thing.

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I was thinking the same thing - who the fuck wouldnt ride that "thing"...

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I'd ride that thing until the wheels popped. Just think of the noise those damn things would make when they would blow. That civic is nice. Anti-rice, they hacked shit off instead of sticking on crap. And it is usefull now.

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I think that 3 wheeler thing was made to tread water. I remember hearing about the balloon tire Honda atc 90s cruisin accross water. It looks like it would work pretty well.

yeah... kinda what it looks like. only a little more beer was consumed during the construction of this one.

What I find most disturbing about that pic is the OREO patch on her jacket.

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Lurkingclass said:

I think that 3 wheeler thing was made to tread water. I remember hearing about the balloon tire Honda atc 90s cruisin accross water. It looks like it would work pretty well.

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I'm thinkin' snow is more like it.