you forgot to say how you were holding your mouth when it happened. a lot of problems can be traced directly back to not holding your mouth right. you also must curse in the language of the country of origin of the machine. this has minimal effect on machines of british origin however due to the english inability to come up with strong enough curses. "you bloody blighter" and "bugger" just lack the basic fix-it power of say an american "goddamnmutherfuckincocksucker" .