~Swedish Panhead Chopper Build Up~
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...Yeah, so!?
I get my cash from bakin' soda and I'm 14, not 15, ok...[/QUOTE]
@#$%! I knew it! Let's see...garage full of hot rods and bikes, CHECK. Chopped coupe and a front engine rail, CHECK. Drunken people in those hipster short pants doin' burnouts 'til their tires pop, CHECK. I see all the cool stuff in that movie we made ("The Sound of Music") reeeeally pissed you guys off. Freeways with no speed limits, 6 foot tall amazon women who are very open minded sexually and those "Ricola" throat lozenges are just the beginning...
I know what you're trying to do. The Euro was created to snuff out the dollar and the yen, soon after this happens the United States will be purchased as a package deal and turned into a giant "HAPPY DAYS" theme park. "Fonzi World" or something. We'll be forced to put fiberglass covers that look like old mercs and shit over our commuter cars and wear big papermache heads of "Potsie" or Annette Funicello. Well I ain't goin' along with it, (unless people on T.V. tell me it's cool) and I don't care how you europeans do it, my daughter won't start smoking until she's at least 5.- AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
I get my cash from bakin' soda and I'm 14, not 15, ok...[/QUOTE]
@#$%! I knew it! Let's see...garage full of hot rods and bikes, CHECK. Chopped coupe and a front engine rail, CHECK. Drunken people in those hipster short pants doin' burnouts 'til their tires pop, CHECK. I see all the cool stuff in that movie we made ("The Sound of Music") reeeeally pissed you guys off. Freeways with no speed limits, 6 foot tall amazon women who are very open minded sexually and those "Ricola" throat lozenges are just the beginning...
I know what you're trying to do. The Euro was created to snuff out the dollar and the yen, soon after this happens the United States will be purchased as a package deal and turned into a giant "HAPPY DAYS" theme park. "Fonzi World" or something. We'll be forced to put fiberglass covers that look like old mercs and shit over our commuter cars and wear big papermache heads of "Potsie" or Annette Funicello. Well I ain't goin' along with it, (unless people on T.V. tell me it's cool) and I don't care how you europeans do it, my daughter won't start smoking until she's at least 5.- AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!
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@#$%! I knew it! Let's see...garage full of hot rods and bikes, CHECK. Chopped coupe and a front engine rail, CHECK. Drunken people in those hipster short pants doin' burnouts 'til their tires pop, CHECK. I see all the cool stuff in that movie we made ("The Sound of Music") reeeeally pissed you guys off. Freeways with no speed limits, 6 foot tall amazon women who are very open minded sexually and those "Ricola" throat lozenges are just the beginning...Conder said:
I know what you're trying to do. The Euro was created to snuff out the dollar and the yen, soon after this happens the United States will be purchased as a package deal and turned into a giant "HAPPY DAYS" theme park. "Fonzi World" or something. We'll be forced to put fiberglass covers that look like old mercs and shit over our commuter cars and wear big papermache heads of "Potsie" or Annette Funicello. Well I ain't goin' along with it, (unless people on T.V. tell me it's cool) and I don't care how you europeans do it, my daughter won't start smoking until she's at least 5.- AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!![/QUOTE]
Aaah, that was a funny ass reply !
If you ever plan on coming over, you gotta gimme a e-mail first so we can hook up. I'll be your personal guide over here...
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Ever listen to The Stranglers? -They hate Sweden too.chicoman7 said:Fuckin swed's always build the dam nice choppers! I fuckin love the bikes that get built there so much that I hate all ya all! Fuck you I'm jealous!
P.S. start shippin our damn bike's back to us
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That is an awsome bike!!!Nicke said:![]()
Almost blew a tire going 120 kmh on the freeway the other day, that was pretty interesting...
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Ok, here's what happend. We were 3 dudes in the El Camino with the bike up on the bed in the back, the stereos turned all the way up with Slayers "Reign In Blood" going 120 kmh down the freeway.
Then all of a sudden it sounds like when a fan belt breaks. -WRRRRRAAAAAPP! The best part is that I could'nt tell if that was what really happend or if it just was Lombardo's kick drum?
However, it was raining like shit and the car did not seem to run any warmer or became any harder to steer, so I figured it prolly was Lombardo after all.
Everything is good but then it happens again after 2 more hours, ALOT louder this time and it does not stop either! -WRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!
Fuck! This time there's no doubt that it's not caused by Dave Lombardo.
(Since we're now listening to Public Enemy)
...So we stop and check.
We find out that the left rear tire has almost ALL the pattern coming loose, you could pull off long ass pieces of rubber all the way through the tire, and it made an interessting sound too -PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... Those tires were brand new too. -(Thumbs up by the way, Cooper Tires)
So we get in the car and try to drive as slow as possible yet fast enough to get to our friends house before we totally flat out. Luckily for us, his house was now just like 30 min. away. So that was it, we made it there in time. Close call...
And what can you teach of all this?
-(No, it's not that you should listen to more Christian music, or that you should not go out and buy Cooper Tires)
-You're supposed to GET YOUR BIKE DONE IN TIME so you won't have to trail it around like some sissy like myself, up on car or trailer or whatever!
Then all of a sudden it sounds like when a fan belt breaks. -WRRRRRAAAAAPP! The best part is that I could'nt tell if that was what really happend or if it just was Lombardo's kick drum?
However, it was raining like shit and the car did not seem to run any warmer or became any harder to steer, so I figured it prolly was Lombardo after all.
Everything is good but then it happens again after 2 more hours, ALOT louder this time and it does not stop either! -WRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!
Fuck! This time there's no doubt that it's not caused by Dave Lombardo.
(Since we're now listening to Public Enemy)
...So we stop and check.
We find out that the left rear tire has almost ALL the pattern coming loose, you could pull off long ass pieces of rubber all the way through the tire, and it made an interessting sound too -PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS... Those tires were brand new too. -(Thumbs up by the way, Cooper Tires)
So we get in the car and try to drive as slow as possible yet fast enough to get to our friends house before we totally flat out. Luckily for us, his house was now just like 30 min. away. So that was it, we made it there in time. Close call...
And what can you teach of all this?
-(No, it's not that you should listen to more Christian music, or that you should not go out and buy Cooper Tires)
-You're supposed to GET YOUR BIKE DONE IN TIME so you won't have to trail it around like some sissy like myself, up on car or trailer or whatever!
Aaah, that was a funny ass reply !
If you ever plan on coming over, you gotta gimme a e-mail first so we can hook up. I'll be your personal guide over here...[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I haven't been abroad since I was in the army. I don't really count that though, as I was so far out in the woods I never even saw a foriegn telephone pole! The Conders in SWEDEN, ya better file an environmental impact statement...
If you ever plan on coming over, you gotta gimme a e-mail first so we can hook up. I'll be your personal guide over here...[/QUOTE]
Thanks, I haven't been abroad since I was in the army. I don't really count that though, as I was so far out in the woods I never even saw a foriegn telephone pole! The Conders in SWEDEN, ya better file an environmental impact statement...
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That bike is really awesome. You have alot of talent! The el camino is sweet too. How easy is it to come by bike parts and old cars over there? Are they somewhat common or do you need to get them shipped over?
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Fucking really nice bike man. I see you skate as well. there are quite a few of us on here and the Hamb who still do. Very cool, you guys are pumping out some nice bikes over there. Keep it up. Nice avatar I may have to steal it from you. ha,ha
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