There are many I guess you would call biker one liners. I didn't give it much thought until last Friday night. A young rider came over to my shop needing help. He needed some welding done on a frame he had. As I reached down to pick up my welding hood. There was a very loud noise. Ok so I pased a little gas. On scale from one to ten. A good solid 8 or maybe a low 9. I turned and said sounds better since I got that muffler put on it. And the youngster let out a good laugh. Later he was talking about a girl down at the bar. I said I heard she could suck start a Harley. It went on like that for about another hour. Then I began to wonder how many biker one liners are out there. In my 60yrs. I've heard a few. Anyone else got a few to share?