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Rocks Chops, it's spelled trailer, not trailor, you dumb fuck teenager.

Back when I was your age the world was different, we respected the wisdom that comes with age and allowed our elders to beat us into submission. I respected my older mentors and I learned by fucking things up and listening to them. The older guys hated our guts, but they also loved us at the same time.

We didn't have any damn magazines in England, well we did have two month old issues of American rags that cost about double what you paid, so consequently everything we did turned out really fucked up looking, more fowl than fish. But it was ours and it had a sweet innonence that wasn't tainted by the scourge of magazines, the internet or godamn celebrity chopper builders on TLC.

What you have embedded in your thick skull, my dear Rocks Chops (stupid name BTW), is something that you didn't formulate, it was shoved in there when you weren't paying attention.

Having said all that, I'm glad you're here and not messing around with Nissan Sentras, we need young blood and I hope some 'ol timer cracks you on the head with a pipe wrench and extracts it from you.

PS, RF, I have 20/70 vision that's why my dick appears to be 10 inches long, and blurry.
 

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And also Rock Chops, it's really cheesy to have your picture taken with every celebrity you meet and it moves into Camembert territory when you plaster them all over your web site. Greatness doesn't rub off and there will never be a shortage of Billy Lane with anonymous dude pictures.

And I'm only telling you this for your own protection, I know for a fact that Rick Fairless picks his ass with his pinkie right before he goes out to meet the public, I hope you washed your hands afterwards.

Having said that, I suppose I could be considered a hypocrite for having my picture taken with Ed Big Daddy Roth.
 

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Fuck Walmart, I hate that place, the local one charges you $1 if you come in with shoes on.
I guess I'll go if I have no choice, with cheap prices come a cheap experience.
 
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