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Polock Joe said:
Need bike name suggestions....potential names on the list are Kum Stain, 2 Wycked & The Pollock.

Need it to be quazi-offensive.....
I never really understood naming a bike - what does it add to the picture?
Just build a bike that looks 'quazi-offensive'.
 

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"Your mama"

I thought aboutusing that as my posting name, but never did.

How about "Dickhead"? I considered that too.

Polock Joe said:
Need bike name suggestions....potential names on the list are Kum Stain, 2 Wycked & The Pollock.

Need it to be quazi-offensive.....
 

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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
Need more funny or offensive names.....the esteemed artist Troy "Fancy" Brannon will be doing my artwork this week and the way it stands now I'm going with 2 Wycked.
 

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Leave it to Scooter to get the gears turning...

How about:
- Poop Shooter (a la poop chute?)
- The Rancor (it's got "rank" and star wars jackassery in one!)
- The Swallow (are you talking the tattooed birds or...?)
- Spit or Swallow (see above)

OK, never mind. Forget I said anything.

 

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The Purple headed yogurt slinger? Not original, really has nothing to do with anything either, but somewhat offensive just the same.

BTW Joe, not to hijack, but in all seriousness, that's the first time I've seen your sickle and I have say I really like that! Nice work! Do you have pics of that on another post somewhere I can check out?
 

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I'm computerly challenged and that pic alone took me almost an hour to put up so that's teh only pic I gots. The writing is going to be illegible so it can be offensive like a mutha........and I can tell the ladies it says Harley Davidson or some other soothing lie.


Poop chute sounds good....that one is on the short list.

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