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enjoy it now, it may not be as cool finished. The customer I am building this for watches too much TV. Fuck billet forward and hand controls, fuck hydraulic clutches, fuck fuck fuck! He came to me the other day and said " I was thinking some Hellbent pipes would look cool".. my reply: "Are you fucking stupid?".. that was a priceless moment.

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In my best Ricki Ricardo voice..............Looooooooookin' Goooooooooooooood!

I'll tap your nuts more in private.........

By the way, I haven't forgotten about you...........I still love you and I'll be sending you a little love note next week to prove it..........

If you can, tell me what it would cost to ship that shit to me..........Add a little on so's you can get a coupla' 40's....you know one for you and one for the homiez that gone before...............hahah................Seriously, my buddy is finally gonna pay to get that shit shipped, so I need a total..........You know to the 27587...............you know how we do in the WF..............
another great looking build Trent (for now)

those springers are BADASS
What up bra!?
I was wondering if this shit was going to the pawn shop or what!

Shipping.. well fuck.. You can count on about 2 bills for the motor, fiddy for the trans, and probably at least a bennie for the rest.

Email me so this post doesnt get any more gay.
rockymtnpits said:
enjoy it now, it may not be as cool finished. The customer I am building this for watches too much TV. Fuck billet forward and hand controls, fuck hydraulic clutches, fuck fuck fuck! He came to me the other day and said " I was thinking some Hellbent pipes would look cool".. my reply: "Are you fucking stupid?".. that was a priceless moment.
fuck that. yaffe crack pipes would look dope!

ok
get him in a headlock and choke him out till he agrees to stop looking at the catalogs.

hey sent you a pm
God damn...at least the dude hasn't asked ya to replace that beautiful spartan springer for a DNA or some shit!!!
Is that bike going to get the riveted seat pan?? Oh wait I bet that he wants a
new corbin in lime green snakeskin or some shit!
Yeah, I was thinking that rivet seat might look cool on here (or on the Pan).

The problem is, this fucker needs a battery.

Either way, it will go on one of the bikes in progress.
ebonic speaking motherfuckers. that bike needs to be hand shifted or else the jockey-shifter gods will cast you down to eternal damnation along with the *********

fuckit, you're probably going there anyway
Haha.

Yeah, I am trying to talk this dude into letting me build this the right way.. He's a little scared.. OK, a LOT scared.

When I first met this guy, he was like "I want a 300 tire, pro street.. blah blah..." I cut him off in mid sentance by laughing and said "you must have me mistaken for someone else, I dont build gay bikes".

So, I ended up designing this, but he was dead set on the billet controls.. so I let em stay. Customer service is what I am all about!
tom said:
ebonic speaking motherfuckers. that bike needs to be hand shifted or else the jockey-shifter gods will cast you down to eternal damnation along with the *********

fuckit, you're probably going there anyway
just like you're going to hell for buying all the pans and the primo belt drives for pennies.

damn you

apologies for the hijack
rockymtnpits said:
fuck hydraulic clutches, fuck fuck fuck!
i second that. dude who had my bike before me had that hyd clutch on there and i hated it and was nothing but a pain in the ass. is that the hyd clutch you got offa me?
todd said:
just like you're going to hell for buying all the pans and the primo belt drives for pennies.

damn you

apologies for the hijack
the guys down at the forrow dancing studio said your new outfit is ready...
****** said:
another great looking build Trent (for now)

those springers are BADASS
Looking good.

Assume the springer is SFW. Is the frame from Spartan as well?
tom said:
the guys down at the forrow dancing studio said your new outfit is ready...
excellent.
sequins are the new chrome
todd said:
excellent.
sequins are the new chrome
I thought rhinestones were the new flat black?!

Shit!
If the guy doesn't haev a clue, let me send you a horseshoe oil tank I have collecting dust and you send me the one on there.

I'll email you my address.

Nice bike, let me know if you need any welding done.

rockymtnpits said:
I thought rhinestones were the new flat black?!

Shit!
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