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Old 06-22-2007, 05:11 PM   #1
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Old 06-22-2007, 05:17 PM   #2
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Can you say "subdural hematoma", and/or "acute ETOH poisoning".........................OG
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Old 06-22-2007, 05:18 PM   #3
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what a couple of fuckin tards .
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Old 06-22-2007, 05:29 PM   #4
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involuntary manslaughter for one, please
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Old 06-22-2007, 05:42 PM   #5
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The medical examiner's report came back... they say it looks like he overdosed on skull fractures!
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:14 PM   #6
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Hope it was a realllly nice scoot....he'll have awhile to plan his next "build", I'm guessin'....
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Old 06-22-2007, 07:28 PM   #7
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When a 2 piece isnt enough keep going until you have to go to jail what a loser.

Similar thing happened to my friend who now has 3 plates in his jaw Half inch split down between his front teeth where it looked as if there was no teeth just a gaping hole where you could see bone. from a guy beating the shit out of him. Its on the eye in the sky all on video, the loser picked him up by his hair and hit him 30 more times in the face after he was out and on the ground. 18 rights 12 lefts. Hopefully the states attorney will lock his ass up for a long time
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Old 06-22-2007, 08:39 PM   #8
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haha.... fuckin Houston
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Old 06-22-2007, 11:41 PM   #9
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You kick over my bike I fuck you up....uhh that's just human nature.
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Old 06-23-2007, 01:04 AM   #10
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yes, fuck houston. I grew up there.
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Old 06-23-2007, 07:08 AM   #11
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yes, fuck houston. I grew up there.
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:03 AM   #12
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This might be getting a bit off-topic, but I ended up watching one of those "trauma surgery"-type shows on Discovery Health channel last night. I usually hate blood and open wounds, but somehow got sucked in.

One patient was a 17-year-old kid who got four knife wounds to the gut because some jerks wanted to steal his beer.

Knife wounds ... "not so bad" you might say to yourself.

Think again.

The doctors had to open up the kid's gut with a 12" incision, pulling his intestines every which way 'till Sunday to make sure nothing got punctured. JEEZUZHKHRIST, what a feckin' mess! Wasn't even the kid's fault.

I think about all the times I've gotten into heated words with some jagoff, and at the time, I never considered that my intensines might have to be layed out on a table while doctors played with them as though I was the Play-Doh Fun Factory.

Something to think about.
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Old 06-23-2007, 09:23 AM   #13
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You kick over my bike I fuck you up....uhh that's just human nature.
yeah; and getting locked down on a felony assault charge will give you plenty of time to "re-evaluate" your priorities...a smart dude walks away unless he cant...believe it; I learned the hard way.
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:59 AM   #14
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kick my bike over...get choked the fuck out..no brainer....
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:04 PM   #15
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Damn! If people could just learn to have a little respect for each other. Seems like every way you turn these days someone is talking shit or disrespecting somebody. Another argument for the legalization of weed! Inever saw anyone get stoned and beat the shit outta anyone - but the drunks at the bar - whole different story!
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Old 06-23-2007, 08:04 PM   #16
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:02 PM   #17
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What a bunch of asses. Looks like the main questions is if the bike is a Harley or not. It seems that the bike being a Honda pretty much gets the bike's owner off the hook. If it were a Harley, then the owner would be taking polygraph downtown.
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:05 PM   #18
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Damn! If people could just learn to have a little respect for each other. Seems like every way you turn these days someone is talking shit or disrespecting somebody. Another argument for the legalization of weed! Inever saw anyone get stoned and beat the shit outta anyone - but the drunks at the bar - whole different story!
totally on the weed!

One time, my brother was smoking with a bunch of dudes from school. One black, one asian, one indian and my bro the whitey. The black guy says "Look at this. How else would you be able to bring so many ethnicities together in peace, other than with weed?"
he's fuckin right.
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Old 06-23-2007, 11:06 PM   #19
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Another argument for the legalization of weed! Inever saw anyone get stoned and beat the shit outta anyone
I have! That shit used to happen in the lower project damn near evertime there was a game of spades or dice going on!
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Old 06-24-2007, 02:36 PM   #20
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I have! That shit used to happen in the lower project damn near evertime there was a game of spades or dice going on!

I'd wager a bet that if it was spades and dominoes in the lower project, 40's were on hand and being pounded. I know it can still happen, but what are the odds! The dude that was drunk wouldn't have been in the liquor store looking for more firewater f he woulda ben stoned - and he'd still be alive!
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:53 AM   #21
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Pothead crime: Buying ice cream and leaving without your change...then the lady tries to follow you to give you your money and you start running....cause it's MY ice cream...
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yeah; and getting locked down on a felony assault charge will give you plenty of time to "re-evaluate" your priorities...a smart dude walks away unless he cant...believe it; I learned the hard way.
I'm with you. I wish I could get back the time I spent locked up for giving some wise ass RUB a beatdown who desperately needed one. It's just not worth it. Make sure you expend every opportunity to get out of a confrontation. Walking away does not make you a pussy. But if some someone is hell bent on fighting with you and just won't take no for an answer. I guess it's "on" then. . .
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:41 PM   #23
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So...
Honda = 1 punch
Harley = more than 1 punch

I just got myself a Harley and I'm realizing they cost more all around, don't they????

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Old 06-25-2007, 05:00 PM   #24
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Honda = 1 punch
Harley = more than 1 punch
Brit = 1 slap

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I just got myself a Harley and I'm finding out they cost more all around, don't they???
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:20 PM   #25
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my x wife kicked my pan over up at sturgis. and when i was bending over to pick it up she slammed me in the back with a grill you cook on! thats when i got pissed! i can fix the bike! but me i just dont know where to order parts from! its just a machine! however if you steal my bike its grounds for death!!!
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:13 AM   #26
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Honda = 1 punch
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yamaha = judo chop!!!
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haha.... fuckin Houston
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