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Old 06-25-2007, 11:53 AM   #21
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Pothead crime: Buying ice cream and leaving without your change...then the lady tries to follow you to give you your money and you start running....cause it's MY ice cream...
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:51 PM   #22
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yeah; and getting locked down on a felony assault charge will give you plenty of time to "re-evaluate" your priorities...a smart dude walks away unless he cant...believe it; I learned the hard way.
I'm with you. I wish I could get back the time I spent locked up for giving some wise ass RUB a beatdown who desperately needed one. It's just not worth it. Make sure you expend every opportunity to get out of a confrontation. Walking away does not make you a pussy. But if some someone is hell bent on fighting with you and just won't take no for an answer. I guess it's "on" then. . .
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Old 06-25-2007, 04:41 PM   #23
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So...
Honda = 1 punch
Harley = more than 1 punch

I just got myself a Harley and I'm realizing they cost more all around, don't they????

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Old 06-25-2007, 05:00 PM   #24
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Honda = 1 punch
Harley = more than 1 punch
Brit = 1 slap

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Honda = 1 punch
Harley = more than 1 punch

I just got myself a Harley and I'm finding out they cost more all around, don't they???
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Old 06-25-2007, 05:20 PM   #25
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my x wife kicked my pan over up at sturgis. and when i was bending over to pick it up she slammed me in the back with a grill you cook on! thats when i got pissed! i can fix the bike! but me i just dont know where to order parts from! its just a machine! however if you steal my bike its grounds for death!!!
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:13 AM   #26
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Honda = 1 punch
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yamaha = judo chop!!!
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Old 06-26-2007, 07:38 AM   #27
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haha.... fuckin Houston
yup, land of the illegals and Nolas.
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