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Old 06-01-2008, 09:16 PM   #101
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Found another one:



At this one looks cool. More photos here:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Motor...m220238181006&
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Old 06-01-2008, 09:26 PM   #102
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Found another one:



At this one looks cool. More photos here:
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Say what you want, that's an amazing piece of work. But I still don't think I'd ride it.
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Old 06-01-2008, 10:35 PM   #103
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Say what you want, that's an amazing piece of work. But I still don't think I'd ride it.
+ 1. The metal fab on that is top notch but looks like a Gillette electric lady razor.
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Old 06-01-2008, 10:41 PM   #104
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In case something breaks, it comes with a can opener...
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Old 06-01-2008, 11:30 PM   #105
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Old 06-02-2008, 03:07 AM   #106
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If it had been a Kawasaki or a Yamaha I might have understood, but not this. It's got to be some sort of corporate/charity/fundraising build.
As near as I can tell the headlight illuminates the steed's jaw, the eyes are turn signals and there are horseshoes on the exhaust?
I wish it were a corporate thing, and then I could understand somewhat... but as far as I could tell from the conversations near that bike, the owner wanted it built that way. And yes, there are horseshoes on the exhaust. The paint on the bags suggests that the pipes are supposed to be the lower legs of the horse, topped off with horsehoes, of course. And if you look at the rear, you can just see the tail of the horse sticking straight out to the rear. I would laugh, but it's just too sad to see someone put so much money into something so ridiculous.
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Old 06-02-2008, 12:03 PM   #107
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Gotta love folks who sweat the details........
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As near as I can tell the headlight illuminates the steed's jaw, the eyes are turn signals and there are horseshoes on the exhaust?
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Old 06-02-2008, 03:08 PM   #108
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There is no doubt in my mind that this man has sex with small animals and kills them when he is done.
http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y19...oaflathead.jpg


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Old 06-02-2008, 03:59 PM   #109
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Old 06-02-2008, 07:13 PM   #110
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There is no doubt in my mind that this man has sex with small animals and kills them when he is done.
http://s2.photobucket.com/albums/y19...oaflathead.jpg
Wow, I read that and was afraid to look. I thought it might be a picture of me...
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This thread has made my day! this place rocks!
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:26 AM   #112
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Priorities...


Homemade sidecar (Beer cooler gets to ride on the bike, girl that followed you home from the bar gets the lawn chair)...


Who would ride this thing?


If you can't seem to get that project bike finished, but still wanna go for a ride with your girl, you gotta do what you gotta do.


Don't care if you guys and dames have seen these, I wanted to share them.

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Old 06-14-2008, 01:35 AM   #113
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haha.. thats so rad how they cut that civic up!
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:03 AM   #114
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Old 06-14-2008, 02:05 AM   #115
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I was thinking the same thing - who the fuck wouldnt ride that "thing"...
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Old 06-14-2008, 03:20 AM   #116
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I'd ride that thing until the wheels popped. Just think of the noise those damn things would make when they would blow. That civic is nice. Anti-rice, they hacked shit off instead of sticking on crap. And it is usefull now.
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Old 06-14-2008, 10:04 AM   #117
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I think that 3 wheeler thing was made to tread water. I remember hearing about the balloon tire Honda atc 90s cruisin accross water. It looks like it would work pretty well.
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Old 06-14-2008, 12:04 PM   #118
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yeah... kinda what it looks like. only a little more beer was consumed during the construction of this one.
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Old 06-14-2008, 05:50 PM   #119
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What I find most disturbing about that pic is the OREO patch on her jacket.
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Old 06-14-2008, 06:55 PM   #120
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I think that 3 wheeler thing was made to tread water. I remember hearing about the balloon tire Honda atc 90s cruisin accross water. It looks like it would work pretty well.
I'm thinkin' snow is more like it.
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