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Old 05-04-2012, 01:06 PM   #1
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This is pretty funny!
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Old 05-04-2012, 02:32 PM   #2
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I"m fucked then. Too much Indian in my blood...... Takes me afew weeks to even get 5 o'clock shadow, and even then the stuble is few and far between


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Old 05-04-2012, 02:42 PM   #3
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No T-shirt factor?

Nor tattoos?

Not a single piercing?

Cute; but incomplete.

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No T-shirt factor?

Nor tattoos?

Not a single piercing?

Cute; but incomplete.

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lol!
yeah,seriously.
pretty soon you'll be able to buy beards and grease stained jeans from your favorite biker website or blog too.
that picture is funny though.
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Old 05-04-2012, 04:56 PM   #5
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..pretty soon you'll be able to buy ...... stained jeans from your favorite biker website or blog too....
Doh!

I just threw out a pair of greasy ones because they made my thighs look big.

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Old 05-04-2012, 05:10 PM   #6
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Doh!

I just threw out a pair of greasy ones because they made my thighs look big.

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Oh Hell!

coulda sold em for at least 400.
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how about the amount of grease under each finger nail to bike knowledge?

hey looky here, some 50 weight from 2 weeks ago..... mmmm, tasty.
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guess my 1' plus long beard & hair 3/4 down my back qualifies me?
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Another gauge...amount of stickers on the shop fridge?
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Old 05-04-2012, 06:52 PM   #10
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The last 2 guys hate anything past 1984, lol....
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lol!
yeah,seriously.
pretty soon you'll be able to buy beards and grease stained jeans from your favorite biker website or blog too.
that picture is funny though.

I'm still waiting to see them sell New Bike smell spray at the Harley Dealer. LOL
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Old 05-04-2012, 07:45 PM   #12
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guess my 1' plus long beard & hair 3/4 down my back qualifies me?

LOL Hell I guess I don't need a bike my beard is down to my belt buckle . LOL
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Old 05-04-2012, 09:51 PM   #13
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I can grow a beard in 2 weeks but my job wont let me. fuck I'll never be a biker.
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That makes me a true oxymoron. Beard and hair to my mid waist, and owns 12 bikes. Guess I better start selling, and quit riding, or cut my hair. I will show the bald head and chin, when I get back from the barber shop. If I can find one. If I can't find one, I will have to lay in the yard, while the OL mows. Pray for no hardon.
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Mansscaping^^^^hahahaaa
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Shit i AM THE 3RD ONE i HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT
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